I did it Bruv, I got the i3 BMW!

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05/15/2016 at 09:02 • Filed to: None

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Oh Dashcams, how I love you so. Also yes this is English, we can’t all be Downton Abbey.

Also some translations for our American friends:

Oi = Hey

Bruv = Bruh

Flat = Apartment

Nah = No

Facking = Fucking

‘ouse = House

Crisp = Nice

Telly = Television

Estate = Neighbourhood


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > djmt1
05/15/2016 at 09:10

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Estate also = station wagon.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > Steve in Manhattan
05/15/2016 at 09:13

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I recently found out most people can’t tell apart an Estate from a Hatchback or Crossover for that matter.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > djmt1
05/15/2016 at 09:14

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Dafuq did I just watch?

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Also, this:

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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > djmt1
05/15/2016 at 09:24

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Is that London?


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > Steve in Manhattan
05/15/2016 at 09:29

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Yup fortunately the opposite side to where I live.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > djmt1
05/15/2016 at 09:38

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We love that city - stayed at the Cavendish. They are good people.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > djmt1
05/15/2016 at 09:42

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Does that qualify as chav already?


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > djmt1
05/15/2016 at 10:14

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I free = i3.


Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > djmt1
05/15/2016 at 10:27

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Did he steal an i3, and is he now trying to show it off/sell it, or did I get it wrong?


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
05/15/2016 at 10:29

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He stole it, then phoned the guy who he was going to sell it to and wanted to make it abundantly clear that he will keep it stashed at his house (which is proper crisp, I hear) rather than his mum’s.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > djmt1
05/15/2016 at 12:24

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Fackin’ chav


Kinja'd!!! Orange Exige > djmt1
05/16/2016 at 18:38

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lol that was oddly amusing